How Can You "SM_LE" Without "I" ?

這首英文詩寫得太妙了。

You and I ....2017，感恩有你們。

2018，請繼續伴我同行

How Can You "SM_LE" Without "I" ?

How Can You Be "F_NE" Without "I" ?

How Can You "W_SH" Without "I" ?

How Can You Be "N_CE" Without "I" ?

How Can You Be a "FR_END" Without "I" ?

So "I" Am Very Important!

But How Can I Achieve "S_CCESS" Without "U" ?

How Can I "LA_GH" Without 'U'?

How Can I Drink A "C_P" of Tea or Coffee Without "U"?

How Can I Enjoy The "S_NSHINE" Without "U"?

How Can I Have "F_N" Without "U"?

And That Makes "U" More Important Than "I"!

U and I work together to achieve great things..˙

Thanks for being there for me throughout the YEAR 2017. Hope we continue in 2018.

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND BEST WISHES!

“乳”就是“小”的意思

課堂上，
漂亮女老師嚴肅地給小朋友解釋：
"乳"就是"小"的意思。
比如"乳猪"就是"小猪"，
"乳鴿"就是"小鴿"。

小明，請你用"乳"字造個句。

小明：
我家經濟條件不太好，
只能住十幾坪的乳房。

老師：（我暈）
……這個不行……換一個。

小明：
我每天上學都要跳過我家門口的一條乳溝。

老師：（昏倒）
……不行……再換一個。

小明：
……老師，我實在想不出來了。
把我的乳頭都想破了！

老師：。。。。。。