非數學的愛情與婚姻方程式

非數學的愛情與婚姻方程式

 

Romance mathematics

戀愛數學

 

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

聰明的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 戀愛

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair

聰明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 姦情

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage

愚蠢的男人 + 聰明的女人 = 婚姻

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 懷孕

 

Shopping Math

購物數學

 

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

一個男人會出20元，買一個他所需要，但只值10元的東西。

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

一個女人會出10元，買一個她不需要，但值20元的東西。

 

General Equations & Statistics

公式和統計數學

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

一個女人結婚後，就不再為未來擔憂。

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

一個男人直到結婚後，才會擔心未來。

A successful man is one who Makes more money than his wife can spend.

一個男人所賺的錢，足夠支付她老婆的開銷，就是個成功的男人。

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

可以找到一個成功的男人，就是個成功的女人。

 

Happiness

幸福數學

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

要和一個男人幸福的生活，你必須非常瞭解他，而不必太愛他。

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

要和一個女人幸福的生活，你必須非常愛她，而不必嘗試去理解她。

 

Longevity

壽命數學

 

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

已婚的男人一般比未婚的長命，但大部分的已婚男人卻寧願去死。