很有意思的英文家常

很有意思的英文家常，雖然有點顏色，但值得一看……

 

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

 

2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, pants, panties, pussy....No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!!Vulgar but true so its worth reading...

 

#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..

Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.

 

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

 

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

 

#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

 

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

 

#...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make  husband's dick hard, not his life..!